Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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