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his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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