he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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