physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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