Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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