Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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