I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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