Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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