ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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