I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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