I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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