I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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