Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I need a hoe opinion
go on
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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