I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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