4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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