Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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