:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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