I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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