Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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