Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize