But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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