did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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