hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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