I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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