No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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