i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
its not stalking. its research.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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