2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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