In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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