this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
