just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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