we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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