Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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