billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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