its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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