that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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