So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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