She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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