pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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