when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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