I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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