Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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