Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
