Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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