I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
