Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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