I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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