Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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