I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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