How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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