Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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