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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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