I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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