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i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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