Me. At least after what I've been through.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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