I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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