Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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